It took him a month to finish the meal.

 Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner.

It took him a month to finish the meal.

She folded her handkerchief neatly.

The gloves protect my feet from excess work.

As she walked along the street and looked in the gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new cigarette butts.

Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships.

He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her.

He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker.

Car safety systems have come a long way, but he was out to prove they could be outsmarted.

Her fragrance of choice was fresh garlic.

Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin.

He drank life before spitting it out.

Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly.

Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home.

The rain pelted the windshield as the darkness engulfed us.

As the years pass by, we all know owners look more and more like their dogs.

Watching the geriatric men’s softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball.

He dreamed of eating green apples with worms.

Toddlers feeding raccoons surprised even the seasoned park ranger.

Improve your goldfish's physical fitness by getting him a bicycle.

The efficiency with which he paired the socks in the drawer was quite admirable.

Let me help you with your baggage.

Courage and stupidity were all he had.

Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past.

The busker hoped that the people passing by would throw money, but they threw tomatoes instead, so he exchanged his hat for a juicer.

She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasn't yet returned it.

Despite what your teacher may have told you, there is a wrong way to wield a lasso.

The fifty mannequin heads floating in the pool kind of freaked them out.

Although it wasn't a pot of gold, Nancy was still enthralled at what she found at the end of the rainbow.

I made myself a peanut butter sandwich as I didn't want to subsist on veggie crackers.

Normal activities took extraordinary amounts of concentration at the high altitude.

He decided water-skiing on a frozen lake wasn’t a good idea.

They ran around the corner to find that they had traveled back in time.

A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt.

There have been days when I wished to be separated from my body, but today wasn’t one of those days.

Tom got a small piece of pie.

Garlic ice-cream was her favorite.

Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head.

The river stole the gods.

Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon.

Thigh-high in the water, the fisherman’s hope for dinner soon turned to despair.

The beach was crowded with snow leopards.

Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus.

He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love.

It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all the way to the deepest depths.

Strawberries must be the one food that doesn't go well with this brand of paint.

The hummingbird's wings blurred while it eagerly sipped the sugar water from the feeder.

For some unfathomable reason, the response team didn't consider a lack of milk for my cereal as a proper emergency.

He was sitting in a trash can with high street class.

I received a heavy fine but it failed to crush my spirit.

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