dead duck
Today arrived with a crash of my car through the garage door. Despite what your teacher may have told you, there is a wrong way to wield a lasso. He realized there had been several deaths on this road, but his concern rose when he saw the exact number. I received a heavy fine but it failed to crush my spirit. He figured a few sticks of dynamite were easier than a fishing pole to catch fish. I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldn’t be any different to what my nickname was. Tom got a small piece of pie. The irony of the situation wasn't lost on anyone in the room. There aren't enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth. Always bring cinnamon buns on a deep-sea diving expedition. Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it appropriate to wear her bikini. There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they have money to go to the store. He was the only member of the club who didn't like plum pudding. Whenever he...